Ever wondered what is needed to survive in US? Wanna know the essentials before reaching here? Then you need to read this blog. Dont waste your time and money with consultants.They will never let you know "these" essential tips!!!
1.The first and foremost need in US is a girlfriend. Your life and status all depends on the girlfriend(s) you have. There is a ranking system involved here. A desi GF fetches you just 2 points as opposed to 3 for an amru(short for american) and 4 for european. (For a 5 you should be dating a hollywood star)
2. Car is the next important thing here. Otherwise how can u manage point 1????
3. Credit - Follows from 1 and 2.
4. The four letter word - very useful when GF deserts even with 2 and 3.
5. The five letter word(Sorry) very useful to get back to point 1.
6. Thank You - What you guys say when you read this blog!!!
You are welcome!
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2 comments:
it's not just thank you..add "I appreciate it" :)
nidhi baba ka gyan hain mahan !
SHankar
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