Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Andy Bhagwan and the (Un)Holy chain letter

Another classic from the rvinst mailing list. Here we see
Andy Bhagwan fighting the threat posed by a (supposedly) holy chain letter.
I've removed references to the offender who forwarded the chain letter.


Well well well...
Helloooo one and all..
It's you friendly neighbourhood trouble maker
again...Thought I shoulda broken the silence from this
side a long time back but didn't find the occasion.Now
I did so here goes
The internet as we all know is full of spammers.What
most people used to do was send multiple (An' I mean
1000's )of mails using automated sofware readily
available on the net just to clog up networks.But the
ISP's came up with techniques to "tar-pit" these rogue
IP addresses,slow them down so it takes weeks to send
their mails.So what do these guys do..Turn to the
hapless public to help them out.Everytime one of u
sends a chain letters u are acting on behalf of these
spammers whose sole aim is to slow networks down by
sending crap traffic into it cause in tech lingo u r a
pseudo spammer whose IP address has not been black
listed.
So , though Lord Ganesha is capable of miracles
I'm sure some sages in the Himalayas spending
centuries doing penance under some Bodhi trees will
beg to differ if ur telling them u can aheve instant
Nirvana by sending a few e mails.
Anyway Cheers to the concept of the IT savvy Indian
gods.I'm sure our people in the infy's and the tcs's
wouldn't mind..


THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE BROUGHT TO U COURTESY

ANDY MAHAPRABHU COMPUTERIZED ASHRAM-THE NUMBER ONE IN
PROVIDING COMPUTERIZED SOLUTIONS TO BHAKTAS
email god@u.r.a.sucka.if.u.belive.this.co.in

4 comments:

Srini said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Srini said...

haha hilarious.. andy bhagawan in the last post to the grp had promised one pyromaniac mail. Btw do u have his best work - the honeycomb-buttercup mail???

Vikas.Y.V said...

Andy Mahaprabhu, where r u?
We need more mails from u!!!

Ambar said...

Andy Bhagawan has surfaced on Orkut!
We will see pyromaniac scraps from now on :D